Monique Alexander
Girls, Girls, Girls
Valerie Rios
Valerie Rios
Valerie Rios is a Colombian sexpot just sizzlin’ in the kitchen as she cooks up a carnal feast for the eyes. Valerie has performed and modeled on several adult sites. She has done several glamour “art nudes”, teen sites and lesbian scenes. The way she looks, she seems to have a cute girlie charm, but she also has a mischievous look like she knows how to be a bad girl and she can prove it.
Just looking at this photo set has us fantasizing that Valerie spent the night at our house, banged our brains out and then got up in the morning and cooked breakfast in sexy lingerie and heels. That’ll get you UP in the morning … in more ways than one. It’s a good thing we have a microwave too because I think breakfast is going to get a little cold after bad-girl Valerie Rios removes her lingerie and starts posing on the floor. We’re going to do it everywhere … even on top of the refrigerator. (What movie is that from? … on top of the refrigerator? Bet you can’t get it.) Cold eggs and cold coffee isn’t so bad after you get overheated by being treated to a tight fresh Colombian Hottie.
Celebrity Interviews
Justin Halpern Spins ‘Shit My Dad Says’ Into Gold
Justin & Sam Halpern
Like many fathers, Justin Halpern’s dad has a tendency to be full of shit. Luckily for Halpern, the shit that his dad is full of has been very beneficial to him indeed.
Halpern, 29, found himself at a crossroads in his life last year when, dumped by his girlfriend, he suddenly found himself without a place to stay. So Halpern moved back into the San Diego residence of his parents, where he found himself subjected to his father’s unvarnished, obscenity-riddled observations on life. Which led to Halpern starting a Twitter page devoted to the musings of his father, a 73-year-old, retired nuclear-medical researcher.
Among Sam Halpern’s nuggets that made their way onto the Internet were his thoughts on the value of honesty ("The worst thing you can be is a liar…okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is a liar. Nazi 1, Liar"); the importance of maintaining perspective ("The universe does not give a fuck about you. You are a speck in its shit"); and the need for priorities ("Pick your furniture like you pick a wife. It should make you feel comfortable and look nice, but not so nice that if someone walks past it they want to steal it").
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Porn Stars R Fun
Daisy Marie Exclusive Interview
Adult Film Star Daisy Marie
If you like sexy petite Latinas, then you better be sitting down for this one. (We don’t want you to hit the floor when you get weak in the knees.) Daisy Marie is super smokin’ hot and girlie-cute at the same time. This 26-year old Mexican hottie from LA started in the porn business at the age of 18 and has left a legacy of films and a vast fan base of devoted horny guys. Once again, Nicolas Sage is a lucky-ass bastard that gets to shoot sexy pictures of Daisy Marie. Not only do we have an exclusive Daisy Marie Photo Gallery, but we also have Daisy Marie on Video doing an interview in lingerie. You’ll see what we mean by “girlie-cute”, and Daisy will definitely arouse some other ideas in your “head” too.
Gimme a Drink
Is That a Real Martini or is that a Sears Martini?
The Dry Martini is a Classic
I have a lot of experience with martinis. As a matter of fact, I am appointing myself the resident “martini expert” around here. I have been drinking martinis for over 20 years and I have read books on them too. There are different claims as to who invented the martini and where it was invented. Some of the claims include; the year 1870 at Julio Richelieu’s saloon in Martinez, California, Jerry Thomas of San Francisco printed a bartending book in 1887 with a Martinez recipe, there is a story that claims the drink’s name came from the Martini and Henry rifle used by the British army in 1871, in 1911 at the Knickerbocker Hotel in New York the head bartender, a gentleman by the name of Martini di Arma di Taggia also lays claim along with a few other stories.
Real Music
The Game of Love – Michelle Branch & Santana Take Us There
Michelle Branch Wins Our Hearts
This song just moves me … everything about it … A little bit of this, a little bit of that – Santana’s amazing guitar licks, and Michelle Branch’s sexy, sultry pretty girl voice just calling out for love – The Game of Love is a song that I can just listen to over and over and over. Listening to Michelle’s silky smooth, ultra-feminine vocals begging for you to reach out and caress her lips … then balanced out with the soulful rock-jazz guitar sensations that can only come from the fingertips of Carlos Santana – and it’s just a wow moment, I just floated away to happyland.
It’s not usually cool for guys to talk about love, but when it’s Carlos Santana and the naturally hot Michelle Branch, I’m just going to say this is all about spiritual love … and carnal too with Michelle.
Here’s the video along with the lyrics, and some delicious photos of Michelle Branch.
Eat This
Chicken Cordon Bleu with Mornay Sauce
Chicken Cordon Bleu w/Mornay Sauce
Here’s something that will impress the love of your life, or the 1-night stand, or just one of your buddies. Chicken Cordon Bleu should be a crowd pleaser. First of all, it’s got the all-purpose anchor ingredient of Chicken. Chicken works for hardcore carnivores, and it will usually be acceptable to the guy or girl watching his or her figure. (I prefer to watch my chickie’s figure, especially when she is walking in high heels and a skirt, but I digress.) Now when we add proscuitto, that extra-tasty Italian version of ham, and melted cheese, I mean dang! Who’s not going to like this? Melted cheese makes just about anything better. Why do you think they sell broccoli with cheese sauce? Exactly. So let’s make some Chicken Cordon Bleu! (This is another one from my main man, Chef Phil.)
Are You Wearing That?
Shingo Katayama Desperately Needs a Fashion Consultant
Shingo Katayama of Japan on the first hole of the Masters Tournament. Andrew Redington – Getty Images
Somebody besides me has to be thinking “who the heck dressed you man!” I think someone played a joke on Shingo Katayama. This is a picture of him at the Masters Tournament. The plaid pants would be bad enough, but then he added a cowboy hat and some sort of an “Ed Hardy-esque” t-shirt. What were you thinking dude? Someone probably told him that this outfit is all the rage in America and he would be super-cool to wear it, and chicks would be all over him. I just had to post this in the “Are You Wearing That?” column. You just have to look at poor Shingo and think, “Seriously?”
It’s hard to pull off being cool with plaid pants, but it can be done on a rare occasion with the right outfit, usually a well-fitted designer suit. Plaid pants could possibly even work with a dress t-shirt. Read More…
Where Are You Going?
Spring Break in Florida – Party Time for College Students
Vicarious Spring Break Fun
My Spring Break days are long gone, but since I live in Florida, I can still enjoy Spring Break vicariously … and maybe even voyeuristically. Want to join me? Come on. Florida is pretty much the “King of Spring Break”. While Daytona Beach used to epitomize Spring Break, Panama City Beach, Key West, Orlando, and Miami’s South Beach are far more popular nowadays. (Back when I went on Spring Break in the ’80’s, Ft. Lauderdale was the cool place to go.)
Daytona Beach still has its share of spring breakers, largely in part due to its 23 mile beach – sixteen of those miles you can drive on. Festivities include the “World’s Most Famous Soundoff,” which has the usual bikini contests, and beach parties (yes, alcohol is allowed on the beach). Favorite college student nightclubs include Razzles and Ocean Deck.
Tales of Tara
Secrets of Solo Sex – What a Girl Does When a Guy Isn’t Around
Secrets of Solo Sex
I’m quite aware of what guys do when girls aren’t around – the old computer and Kleenex routine. It’s okay, no one’s judging, we just aren’t exactly turned on by the thought of it. Men, however, drool at the thought of a gal pleasing herself. Lucky for you, we don’t exactly cut to the chase. A wise girl once told me that men are like microwaves and women are like ovens. She was referring, of course, to the length of time each sex takes to “heat up.” While a lot of guys go from zero to boner in three seconds flat, chicks prefer to take their time getting hot and bothered. It’s kind of nice when there’s no one else to please and I can take my time. Actually, it’s really nice. There’s a saying that goes “It’s not the destination. It’s the journey.” To that I say “Amen!” Here’s a glimpse at my idea of an awesome solo sex journey.
Talk to Tara
What Turns Girls Off?
What Turns Girls Off?
The Top 5 Things that Girls Can’t Stand in a Guy
The unfortunate reality with dating is that women can be turned off by all sorts of things, some of which you wouldn’t even consider. Each woman has her own unique set of dislikes, but some things are pretty universal. Here are some sure-fire ways to ruin your chances with any girl.
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